I went to a chinese all you can eat yesterday. I happen to be partial to chinese food and eating all I can eat. They had a novel feature Ive not seen before in this one - a chocolate fountain surrounded by strawberries and marshmallows.
I stared at this fountain and licked my lips, getting ready to eat all I could eat of strawberries dipped into chocolate. or maybe I might just go over and begin trowling the chocolate in with my barehands like the fat kid in willy wonkas chocolate factory.
Only something very terrible happened when I set eyes on this fountain...

My wisdom tooth suddenly cracked in half and peices of it fell out. It appears ive been eating all I can eat of the good stuff too much, and now the very sight of chocolate has my teeth cracking.

This is going to require something awful involving drills or plyers because the nerve is exposed and I wont be eating anything at all until its fixed, nevermind ALL I can eat.

And no , I didnt get to eat one single strawberry.